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How To Grind Like True Slav, Blin!


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For the starters, I am not sure where to be putting this type of thing, blin. 
So, I apologize if this does not fit, blin.

So, I have been playing the story like true Slav.
Look at my character, blin. 

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I have best tracksuit of the Adidas and nice Slav flatcap and sunglass, blyat.
However, SlavKetchum notice this.
Grinding in game like this, it is not fun, cyka.
It is pizdek, no?


So, being the nice Slav I am. I share with you best Russian Hardbass playlist to squat to while making your little sprouts turn to Big Borscht Blins.
 


Maybe you eat Semechki while doing the squatting and grinding, blin. Who knows?
Either way, I hope this helps you blins with the levelling of you blyats!


I am now off to eat Kotlet with Babushka, and maybe squat; who knows?
Who am I kidding, blin? You must ALWAYS squat, cyka!

~Anyhow, stay cheeki breeki, comrades!

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1 minute ago, MGRazor said:

11/10 You should be Mayor and make videos about PokeMMO instead of @Bestfriends xD

I heard that.....

 

In all seriousness though, @MGRazor and I made a Self Help video about levelling. As for being a slave, I would not call it that. Perhaps putting in some elbow grease would be a better term for it.

 

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1 minute ago, Bestfriends said:

I heard that.....

 

In all seriousness though, @MGRazor and I made a Self Help video about levelling. As for being a slave, I would not call it that. Perhaps putting in some elbow grease would be a better term for it.

 

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I thank you for leveling guide, blyat.
But, you misunderstand. I am Slav, not slave, blin.

I'm in Moscow and eat many Semechki and squat every day, blin.
Slave get none of the Semechki, blyat.
And, maybe they no squat; who knows?
 

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2 minutes ago, Tyrone said:

Comrade SlavicAsh, you are fresh wind on forums, blyat.

Do vodka shots during grind, blin!

Beaten that gym leader? Vodka shot

Got a crit? More vodka blyat!

Missed move? Drink Semechki blyat, you don't deserve vodka!

 

Adidas tracksuit looks cheeki breeki.

Do vodka shots when you do not grind!

Didn't beat a gym leader? Vodka shot

Didn't get a crit? Vodka shot

Hit a move? Vodka shot

 

Blyat. Now the list is complete.

 

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5 minutes ago, Tyrone said:

Comrade SlavicAsh, you are fresh wind on forums, blyat.

Do vodka shots during grind, blin!

Beaten that gym leader? Vodka shot

Got a crit? More vodka blyat!

Missed move? Drink Semechki blyat, you don't deserve vodka!

 

Adidas tracksuit looks cheeki breeki.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, RysPicz said:

Do vodka shots when you do not grind!

Didn't beat a gym leader? Vodka shot

Didn't get a crit? Vodka shot

Hit a move? Vodka shot

 

Blyat. Now the list is complete.

 

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Opa! Great idea, blins!
Though, for maximum slavness, you must always squat.
I kid, I squat anyway, blyat!
I shall make sure all Gopniks do this, or else I take away Semechki, blin.

You two comrades are 100% Cheeki, and 1000% Breeki, blyat!
I shall be sending you both 20 kilos Semechki, blin!
If we meet in game, we must take many shots Vodka and hold many Hardbass Squatting Contests, blins!

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1 minute ago, Meh said:

This is the best guide in the history of guides. Thank you for this fine gift, Comrade!

You are most welcome, blin!
As long as you squat to hardbass, drink plenty of Vodka, and eat all of the Semechki.
Grinding will no longer be pizdek, blyat!

~Stay Cheeki Breeki

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9 minutes ago, Kaitha said:

I want to be your friend and play csgo with you omg

rush b

Opa! Perhaps in future, blin!
As long as you R U S H  B unlike those Western Spies, I'm sure we have great time, blyat!
(Also, bring Semechki. SlavKetchum can't get enough of it, blin!)
 

7 minutes ago, xSparkie said:

I have no idea what I'm listening to, but this shit is catchy af

This is Russian Hardbass, blyat!
It is only music Slav should ever listen to, blin!
Listen to Hardbass at least 10 times a day.
Squat for 3 - 5 hours a day.
And, drink 10 shots Vodka an hour, blin.
You'll be true Slav in no time, blyat!

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