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Hello, Comrades! I Am SlavKetchum, Blyat!

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Hello, my fellow blins!
I am SlavKetchum.

I am new to this MMO of the Pokemons.
I wish nothing more than for the spreading of the slavness in this wonderful game, blyat!
I wish to make many many friends to eat the semechki and squat with.
I pick the fire types for their burning fires representing the burning passion of Mother Russia, blin!

For now, I leave you with glorious photograph of President Putin.

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Is nice, yes?


For now, I must be leaving. Babushka just got done making Halva and I haven't eaten in 20 minutes, blin.

-Your comrade, SlavKetchum

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24 minutes ago, SlavicAshKetchum said:

Why you say this, blayt?
I am only trying to make the friends and enjoy the game, blin.

Don't talk to him, blin.

He is a dirty Western spy trying to steal Babushka's Halva reciple, blyat!

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4 minutes ago, Suneet said:

Don't talk to him, blin.

He is a dirty Western spy trying to steal Babushka's Halva reciple, blyat!

Thank you for the warning, blin!
I cannot let these cykas get a hold of Babushka's Halva recipe.
They cannot know the feeling of pure concentrated Cheeki Breeki while squatting to Hardbass, blyat!

Stay Cheeki Breeki, comrade!

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1 minute ago, Kaitha said:

p+osdjapoisdjaposidjaspodiajsda im crying this was so good

 

Do not cry, blin. Eat Semechki, A glass of Kompot, and a bowl of Mayonez. 
You will feel much more Cheeki, and a lot more Breeki, blyat!

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5 minutes ago, MathewMat said:

Welcome to Pokemmo Spetsnaz! Eating Semachi with Vodka is the Best!

Thank you, comrade! You can never have too much Vodka and Semachki.
Never stop squatting to the Hardbass, blin!

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1 minute ago, MGRazor said:

Can't be Russian without some AKs, baby ;)

Oh, believe me debil. I have many of the AK 47s, blin.
However, I am not sure as to the rules of the posting of guns on this forum, blin.
So, I give you picture of American Super Soaker, blyat.

Image result for super soaker

Look at how pizdek your Western water shooting technology is, blin.
In Moscow, we attach fire hose to Babushka's hydrant and spray all the blins.
On a good day, you would break an arm, blyat.
On a bad day... opa!

 

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4 minutes ago, SlavicAshKetchum said:

Oh, believe me debil. I have many of the AK 47s, blin.
However, I am not sure as to the rules of the posting of guns on this forum, blin.
So, I give you picture of American Super Soaker, blyat.

Image result for super soaker

Look at how pizdek your Western water shooting technology is, blin.
In Moscow, we attach fire hose to Babushka's hydrant and spray all the blins.
On a good day, you would break an arm, blyat.
On a bad day... opa!

 

Dilly Dilly, my Soviet!

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Just now, Meh said:

In Soviet Russia, Your comrades greets you!

Opa! This what I'm talking about, blin!
We have squatting contest to prove our slavness, yes?
Winner gets 20 kilos Semechki, blyat!

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