(non)OFFICIAL CLEFAIRY CUP WAGER MATCH

[Toast]

THE CLEFAIRY CUP WAGER ORGANIZATION

FOUNDER: JAYFEATBAD

BETTER FOUNDER: OVERTOASTED

 

THE CLUB WHERE COOL KIDS GO TO SPEND WASTE MONEY, HASSAN KNOWS

BATTLES HOSTED AT VERM1, WHERE ALL THE HYPE IS AT

GOING WAGERS UP TO 500K (IDK HOW MUCH OTHER PEEPS WOULD DO)

BO3 ON BIG BOY DUELS, GO HARD OR GO HOME, GIT BALLS

 

INSERT QUOTE WHERE THIS IS MORE HYPE THAN PSL

 

INSERT EGGROLL QUOTE WHERE WE'RE DEALERS IN AN ALLEY

 

INSERT HASSAN AND PARKE CRYING

 

SCREENSHOTS ARE COOL. THE MORE PEOPLE THE MORE HYPE.

Edited December 2, 2015 by Toast

[Toast]

CURRENT TAKERS

 

 

PLATOONS AINT AFRAID OF NO ONE

Edited December 3, 2015 by Toast

[Toast]

BIGGEST UPSETS

 

 

 

NO ONE YET, IM LETTING YOU OFF THE HOOK HASSAN

 

oh god im the first one up here someone help me i lost 300k

 

overToasted again lol cry - 400k

HASSAN - 800k

Edited December 5, 2015 by Toast

[Toast]

TELF STARTED WITH A DDANCE + ROLLOUT SPINDA BUT TOAST'S SNUBBULL HITS EM WITH THAT 50% ZAPCANNON. RIP SPINDA. TELF'S VOLBEAT RETALIATES AND KILLS BULL. SHINY VOLBEAT VS NON SHINY ONE, WHO IS BETTER? THE SHINY STUNS THE VOLBEAT AND HITS IT WITH A SPLASH on them holes AND TRIES TO LOVELY KISS IT. TELF PSYCHS UP A FEATHER DANCE  AND MISSES A PRESENT. I GUESS HES ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FROM SANTA. THE SHINY HITS THEM WITH THE GAINS OF SUPERPWOER AND IT AINT OVER YET!11!! THE HYPER FANG PLAYS WHILE TELF POISONS THE SHINY, OH GOD THE HYPE IS REAL. SO MUCH HYPE THE SHINY USES HYPER VOICE AFTER OH GOD I CANT TAKE THIS!!!! TELF'S LAST BE DROWZEE, AND IT AINT PLAYIN AROUND AS IT TAKES DOWN THE SHINY. ITS A ONE VERSUS ONE SPINDA ON A 1/3 HP DROWZEE, WHO IS THE CLUTCHER??? OH GOD THE SPINDA TRIES TO EXPLODE BUT SAVES ITSELF FROM THE SELF KO BUT THE DROWZEE AINT PLAYING AROUND AND HITS IT WITH A DOUBLE KICK! BUT OH GOD SPINDA DIDNT LIKE THAT AND FINISHES IT WITH A CRUNCH!11!!!!

 

[spoiler]jesus christ i did all of that for 50k smh lf hype[/spoiler]

 

GAME TWO: TELF WINS

GAME THREE: FINAL 2V1 SPINDA VS VOLBEAT AND DROWZEE, SPINDA HITS VOLBEAT WITH THAT SACRED FIRE, THEN DROWZEE WITH A STAB CRIT SLASH AS DROWZEE ASSISTS A FAINT ATTACK, THEN BAM SPINDA WITH THE FUCKING CLUTCH MEGAHORN TO KILL!

Edited December 2, 2015 by Toast

[Parke]

I GOTCHU NEXT TIME BRUH

[Platoons]

Soon(tm)

[Toast]

Soon(tm)

i knew youd come by :)

[Platoons]

i knew youd come by :)

Can never pass up anything involving clefairy cups

[Hassan]

Where you at though?

[Toast]

HASSAN THE MAN COMES BACK BUT FALLS SHORT TO TOAST ON THE FIRST GAME. THE +2 ATK, SPD, +1 SATK SDEF DROWZEE COULDNT COME CLUTCH AGAINST TOAST'S VOLBEAT.

 

BUT WAIT!!!!

 

 

HASSAN THE MAN COMES UP WITH A DOUBLE OR NOTHING!!!! GOD DAMN TOAST'S SNUBBULL CAME TO PLAY RNG'ING DROWZEE TO DEATH WHILE IT RECEIVES SOME SWAG FROM CLEFAIRY TO KILL IT BY SMASHING SOME ROCKS. STRING SHOTS OP FROM MEDITITE AS CONFUSION KILLS THE BULL. THE SHINY VOLBEAT COMING CLUTCH AS IT AVOIDS A PURE POWER ROCK SLIDE FROM MEDITITE OH GOD THE PLAYS. BUT MEDITITE COMING CLUTCH WITH THAT LOW HP WISH WHILE KILLING VOLBEAT WITH AN EXTREMESPEED AND IRON TAIL CRIT SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN. ITS A 1V1 RNG CLUTCHMASTER VS THAT MEDITITE, OH THE BONEMERANG PALYS FROM SPINDA WHILE MEDITITE READS ITS MIND BUT OH GOD SPINDA'S MIND IS SO DIRTY AS HE  KILLS MEDITITE WITH A THUNDAPUNCH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

BUT WAIT AGAIN!!!!!

HASSAN GETTING THAT TRIPLE OR NOTHING BUT IM TOO LAZY TO COMMENTATE OR WHATEVER THIS SHIT IS LOL.

 

[SPOILER]GOD DAMN HASSAN DID IT. HE BEAT THE TOAST FOR 300K[/SPOILER]

 

 

 

SPECIAL MENTION TO CHEVACER FOR THIS WONDERFUL QUOTE.

Edited December 3, 2015 by Toast

[Hassan]

That self destruct i died lmaoooooooooooo

Edited December 3, 2015 by Hassan

[Toast]

That self destruct i died lmaoooooooooooo

THE MAX HP SELFDESTRUCT VS A 1HP POISONED CLEFAIRY MAKES ME CRY

[Hassan]

Anyone down for this? whisper me in-game.

[Toast]

hassan u need to get back on and get hype

[Hassan]

hassan u need to get back on and get hype

Got work I gotchu later

[Champlooo]

ima hit somebody up after my next isle run, ready to take some money

[Toast]

ima hit somebody up after my next isle run, ready to take some money

pm me ingame im always down to steal money from people :')

[Toast]

TOAST LOSES 400K TO HASSAN THE FIRST MATCHES, WHAT WAS IT, QUAD OR NOTHING? BUT WELCOME HASSAN TO THE HALL OF SHAME OR WHATEVER I CALLED IT, LOSING 800K TO TOAST (AGAIN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hassan]

Just for the record, I let you win. Yo Twerk whisper me in game if you would like to play.

[Champlooo]

Just for the record, I let you win. Yo Twerk whisper me in game if you would like to play.

 

If you on in like an hour-ish, bout to isle run now

[Torinnnnn]

add me to the lil group lol. Oldy beat me twice the other day and now I'm hooked lol

[Champlooo]

IF I LOSE ANYMORE MONEY TO MDVN, I MIGHT JUST QUIT POKEMON

[Hassan]

IF I LOSE ANYMORE MONEY TO MDVN, I MIGHT JUST QUIT POKEMON

I would like to make that happen, let's do it as soon as possible ;)

[dastan]

up for 1m duel wager or 500k if people affraid

[Hassan]

up for 1m duel wager or 500k if people affraid

500k it is, whisper me in game.