Shaniqualela Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Caught my gf pooping so i broke up with her, she said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, uguu u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U uguu, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ho. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. 500k on shiny caterpie :^) laughed way harder than i should have Link to comment
Platoons Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 Bump just so people know bloo is dead. Link to comment
Platoons Posted June 8, 2015 Author Share Posted June 8, 2015 BUMP Added everstones and wishlist. Link to comment
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