Pkernaruto6 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Alpha looked down at the village of betas below him. His mission was to assassinate the AlphaBeta without too many unnecessary casualties. He could still hear Zeta's voice ringing in his head. If he didn't kill AlphaBeta, Zeta would burn his supply of lemons, and he couldn't have that. As the sun finally set, he leaped down into the village. Of course there were no security guards; betas were infamous for their lack of intelligence. Silently, Alpha crept into the nearest beta house. According to Zeta, holding a female beta as a hostage would be the easiest way to get to the AlphaBeta. This was Alpha's only option, since he lacked the skill lvl to sneak into the AlphaBeta's house and complete his task. Alpha searched the house for clues of a female. When he found a plush pony doll in front of the closest room, he knew his target was inside. He quietly opened the door, and was shocked at what he found; sleeping in the bed, was a male. He remembered the bronies Zeta had warned him about and slowly closed the door. As he closed the door, he felt it. A stone gaze bore into the back of his neck. He quickly turned around, ready to swag on any beta, when he realized it was a female. She wasn't the best looking, but she looked female so she could be used as a hostage. Before he could move, she began to pull her shirt up. What was this beta doing, he thought to himself. She stopped when her shirt was halfway up her torso, and what Alpha saw horrified him. Her belly button was a lemon. Suddenly, it all made sense to Alpha; Zeta didn't send Alpha on this mission to just kill the AlphaBeta. He now realized, the betas had created human-lemon chimeras. He could've turned back now, abandon his beloved lemons Zeta held captive, and live the rest of His life as an Apple lover. But his love for lemons, adventure, and beta blood helped him keep his resolve. It was only the beginning... Link to comment
Alphatron Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Good story. ~ Alpha Pkernaruto6 1 Link to comment
Pkernaruto6 Posted January 26, 2014 Author Share Posted January 26, 2014 You just like the story because Alpha is the main character. I might write a follow up if I can muster up enough swag... Idk though, that story burned my swag out. Link to comment
bubblefish4 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 That was a bit crazy story, I liked it. Link to comment
bubblefish4 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Thx brah I'm a grill but yw!~ :3 Make another!!! And have some sort of orange rebellion and then the mellon people can come in some where. Link to comment
Chestbrah Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 mfw her belly button was a lemon Pkernaruto6 1 Link to comment
bubblefish4 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 mfw her belly button was a lemon ikr? plot twist, I thought she was just flashing and was all bimbo like and then wham!!!!! LEMON BELLY BUTTON! who say that coming? Pkernaruto6 1 Link to comment
MarleyRose Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 I was expecting something completely different based on the title, but I guess this worked as a nice alternative. Pkernaruto6 1 Link to comment
Alphatron Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 You just like the story because Alpha is the main character. I might write a follow up if I can muster up enough swag... Idk though, that story burned my swag out. I didnt read past the 1st word. Pkernaruto6 1 Link to comment
Pkernaruto6 Posted January 26, 2014 Author Share Posted January 26, 2014 [quote name="bubblefish4" post="674777" timestamp="1390701980" date="Today, 09:06 PM"] I'm a grill but yw!~ :3 Make another!!! And have some sort of orange rebellion and then the mellon people can come in some where.[/quote] Oh my bad Ladybrah But still more swag is necessary to write something like this [quote name="Chestbrah" post="674792" timestamp="1390702756" date="Today, 09:19 PM"] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xjJXGIeY6G0/UIR9f1ujDpI/AAAAAAAAApU/BF5eLAuDJ8U/s320/The%2BRock%2BClapping.gif[/img] mfw her belly button was a lemon[/quote] That's the exact face I wanted [quote name="LilBTheBasedGawd" post="674830" timestamp="1390703558" date="Yesterday, 08:32 PM"] This is excellent. Masterpiece. #SOBASED[/quote] Omg you r so based TYBG [quote name="MarleyRose" post="674812" timestamp="1390703199" date="Yesterday, 08:26 PM"] I was expecting something completely different based on the title, but I guess this worked as a nice alternative.[/quote] Expecting something different...? Link to comment
bubblefish4 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Oh my bad Ladybrah But still more swag is necessary to write something like this true chu would need a godly level of irony and a demonic saturation of swag sprinkled over to pull it off. you can do it. Link to comment
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