Doubt anyone even reads these so don't know why I'm bothering

[DarkSpawn]

HI my name is John and I'm an alcoholic (*room responds with a resounding HI JOHN) - Ok not actually ;p but hey I needed something to break the ice, even though technically I'm not talking to anyone but my computer at the moment, but hey I'm crazy like that So I guess this is the point where I tell you all about myself and my whole life's story, but i mean who has time for that, so to keep things relevant - I've been playing pokemon for more years than I could probably count to (which does not necessarily mean much ;P ) but I've always played on emulators so never played against/with anybody else so when I saw this I deigned to sign up even though this will probably chow through the very limited cap I get per month (and yes to all you spoiled brats over seas we have to pay for internet here and its pretty damn expensive) but the game looks pretty awesome so will hopefully be worth it. I don't normally sign up for forums (even if I'm playing the game) but once I started playing pokemmo I realized my child hood game was far more complicated than my little mind could have comprehended with all this talk I see in game of Iv's and Ev's but seeing to the fact I'm FAR too lazy to research it on google I hoped to passively pick things up on the forum. Ok and now that I've wasted all this time speaking complete rubbish (which you unfortunate fools had to read ), I'm leaving over the floor to you people ....................... But remember i will be watching from the shadows (random I know but how was i supposed to post something without using the icon, that would just have been wrong )

[kloneman]

The title is now obsolete because I just read the whole of your introduction thread.

Welcome to the forums, try and stay out of trouble.

[Fratley]

I thought you meant introduction posts in general, but [b]fuck[/b] that post is long.

[justicewhale]

Welcome to the game and the forums evil spawn of the underworld. Where are you from? haha EV's and IV's got me as well when I started playing. Good luck man!

[AzizFTW]

Welcome!

[Emlee]

Hello and Welcome,
There are a few of us that read every single one of these Intro threads
And I am sure you will find just about all the information you will need about the game on the Forums.
Enjoy!

[ThinkNice]

I read half,

Welcome

[KurapikaET]

I forced myself to read this whole damn moderately-long introdution just to proove you wrong, even tough you're right... haha!
I know that feel dude regarding internet's bills -__-'' I didn't log to the game for weeks now because the game doesn't allow my proxy... blah blah, anyway, I'll just stop talking about myself in your own thread..
Regarding the EVs/IVs/Natures it's the case for everyone I suppose, hehe!
Finally, here is the word you are waiting for so impatiently:
[spoiler]Welcome ~[/spoiler]

[Xiren]

Welcome

[Eek]

Welcome, you'd be surprised how may threads in here are read by people

[Chestbrah]

did not read but welcome

[Tranzmaster]

Welcome DarkSpawn!

[spoiler]I love your username, Dragon Age masterrace reporting in. [/spoiler]

[Tarkin]

Welcome

[iSmashbro]

Welcome

[DarkSpawn]

Wow far too many of you actually read my thread you obviously dont spend enough time training your pokemon ok used all my words already in my intro so this is me out

[Rei]

Hope you feel welcomed, don't let things get you down and being a alcoholic is hard (My mother used to be). Hope you stay and have fun

[TheOriginal]

My name is TheOriginal and I like to party, oops I mean hello and welcome.