[Tournament?] YO MAMA

[Syphre]

If you're prone to crying more than a bonsly using fake tears over god tier puns, this post is not for you.

Now that we got that out of the way, welcome to our first ever Yo mama tournament!

 

[1]Before we begin, let's make it clear that we have nothing against your mother. Have we ever met her? No, but we're sure she's a wonderful human being and one of the most important people who made you into the person you are today. To be honest, I don't know why we hosted this, it seems like a waste of time since these types of jokes are old and overused.

 

JUST LIKE YO MAMA-

 

Haha sorry sorry. The opportunity was too good to pass up.

 

[2]But as you can see, that's what happens when yo mama jokes are thrown in the air. These rather silly insults made in a joking manner are what keeps the fun going, as long as you're not being a jerk about it, of course. We at Team Phoenix not only ignite the flames for passion for PvP, but also to roast you to a crisp. With that being said, we invite you all to have fun with us in our tournament!

 

Details

 

[3]We will hold the event Tournament style, but amongst ourselves without pokemon to aid you with battle, so no need to bring any. (Please don't bring yo mama, we don't have enough space for her.)

 

Each round will be 1v1, with each joke thrown at each other having a grace period of five seconds to reply to your opponent. After two minutes, the judges will decide who moves on based on their performance. 

 

During each round you are not allowed to repeat the same joke, with the expectation that the following joke you make will be better than the last. While we want the best possible jokes to spew from your mouths, we don't want them hitting too close to home or actually insulting someone (ex: making jokes about race, sexuality, using derogatory terms like r*tard and f*ggot just to list a few) so let's not make those 

 

Anyone from the ENIX server is free to come down and participate with us. 

 

Location:
accumula town (Unova) Ch4

Date:
April 28th, 2021
8pm UTC [Time Zone Converter]

Prizes

For 1st, 2nd and 3rd places, the winner will have a choice to pick which prize they want based on winning order. Obviously not 3rd because they’re stuck with what's left but we write that in to make them feel special, unlike yo mama. :)

Prize Pool
Emboar, Snorlax, Trubbish


4th place will receive a mystery prize exclusively for them separate from the prize pool written above.

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[Spanish translation]

[1] No tenemos nada en contra de tu madre, la hemos conocido? (no, excepto si te llamas Benja)No. Pero estamos seguros que es un ser humano maravilloso y el mas importante las cuales han hecho quien eres hoy en día.

Honestamente, no sé porque estamos hosteando este evento, parece una perdida de tiempo ya que estos chistes son viejos y sobre usados

COMO TU VIEJA-

[2]Como pueden ver, eso sucede cuando tiran chistes de tu vieja al aire, estos insultos tontos y divertidos de manera chistosa nos ayuda a mantener la diversión de una conversación mientras no sean insultos directos, obviamente. En Enix no solamente te vamos a quemar con la pasión que tenemos para PvP , pero también hacer que te arda el hoyo.. Con esto dicho los invitamos a nuestro torneo!


Detalles

[3]Vamos a tener un torneo entre nosotros, sin la necesidades de que Pokemons te ayuden a pelear. Así que no debes traer ninguno (Menos a tu vieja no tenemos espacio para ella….)

Cada ronda va a ser un 1v1, tirando bromas con un periodo de gracia para que tu oponente responda en 5 segundos. Después de 2 minutos los jueces van a decidir quien es el ganador dependiendo de su desempeño.

Durante cada ronda no se puede repetir las mismas bromas, y tendrán que ir escalando en magnitud. Queremos que salgan las mejores bromas de sus bocas, pero estas no pueden ser personales o algo políticamente no aceptado (bromas de raza, sexualidad, términos peyorativos) a si que no usemos eso

Cualquier persona dentro del servidor de ENIX puede participar

 

[4]Localización:
Pueblo Terracota (Unova/Teselia) - ch4

Fecha:
28 de abril, 2021

8pm UTC [Time Zone Converter]

[5] Premios

El 1er  y  2do lugar podrán elegir sus premios dependiendo de cual puesto obtuvieron, el 3ro se quedara con el ultimo premio

Emboar,Snorlax y Trubbish

El 4to lugar va a recibir un premio secreto exclusivo distinto a los del evento

-Traducido por Syphre
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