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哇偶,严酷山尽头发现了一只装甲犀牛,超酷的(自娱自乐)

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明明是希望我帮她,第一句话居然是”你话好多“(我没有录下来)

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自娱自乐的”情侣套装“(我发现自己是真的无聊,没事找乐)

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224路尽头的刺猬捕捉石,小舞说有瀑布,但我并没有看到

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在付出了产痛的代价(全军覆没)后终于打赢了传说中的鲤鱼王大师

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这一天,我和“鲤鱼王兄弟”接受了来自祝庆市电视台的采访,内容是谈谈鲤鱼王最近的感想

 

记者:你好,鲤鱼王兄弟,非常感谢你能接受我们电视台的采访,听说你最近很苦恼,是吗?

 

鲤鱼王:是的,最近身体不太好,有一些虚弱,自从我们的编制变成了龙组之后就这样了

 

记者:为什么这么说呢?难道你不喜欢你现在的编制吗?

 

鲤鱼王:本来我们是生活在宝可梦食物链最底端的生物,虽然日子过得清贫,但是无忧无虑,非常惬意;但自从我们的编制划到龙组后,我们在交易行的价格翻了又一翻,世间到处流传着我们可以为其他龙组壮阳的小道消息;于是天灾降临了,我的兄弟姐妹们到处受到冒险家们的捕捉,每天不是在交配,就是在交配的路上;最可恨的是不久以后还诞生了一种叫做“脚本”的人类冒险家,他们像“无情的捕鱼机器”一样没日没夜的捕捉我们,让我们整日不得安宁;眼看着其它龙组的宝可梦一天天繁荣昌盛,我们的身体却一天不如一天;

 

记者:真是小可怜(摸摸鱼头),最后,你还有什么想对观众们说的吗?

 

鲤鱼王:我还想再活500年!

 

记者:无情的“脚本”机器肆意捕捉鲤鱼王,这到底是人性的扭曲,还是道德的沦丧,鲤鱼王以后的生活会变得更美好吗?神奥祝庆电视台为您在线跟踪报道,我是XXX,欢迎收看我们的节目,明天见!~

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于2020/5/11 AM1点13分,angusguo 说:

这就是我和我小姨子相处融洽的原因

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小光的家里,三个人,2张床,怎么感觉有哪里不对?

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