angusguo Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 (edited) 哇偶,严酷山尽头发现了一只装甲犀牛,超酷的(自娱自乐) Edited June 18, 2020 by angusguo Natcholino 1 Link to comment
angusguo Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 (edited) 抽一口火山灰感觉相当于一次抽了100条“中华”一样爽 Edited June 18, 2020 by angusguo Natcholino 1 Link to comment
angusguo Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 (edited) 明明是希望我帮她,第一句话居然是”你话好多“(我没有录下来) Edited June 18, 2020 by angusguo Link to comment
angusguo Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 (edited) 自娱自乐的”情侣套装“(我发现自己是真的无聊,没事找乐) Edited June 18, 2020 by angusguo Link to comment
angusguo Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 (edited) 224路尽头的刺猬捕捉石,小舞说有瀑布,但我并没有看到 Edited June 18, 2020 by angusguo Link to comment
angusguo Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 (edited) 在付出了产痛的代价(全军覆没)后终于打赢了传说中的鲤鱼王大师 Edited June 18, 2020 by angusguo Link to comment
angusguo Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) 据说钓鱼和狗子更配哦 Edited June 18, 2020 by angusguo Link to comment
angusguo Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) 这一天,我和“鲤鱼王兄弟”接受了来自祝庆市电视台的采访,内容是谈谈鲤鱼王最近的感想 记者:你好,鲤鱼王兄弟,非常感谢你能接受我们电视台的采访,听说你最近很苦恼,是吗? 鲤鱼王:是的,最近身体不太好,有一些虚弱,自从我们的编制变成了龙组之后就这样了 记者:为什么这么说呢?难道你不喜欢你现在的编制吗? 鲤鱼王:本来我们是生活在宝可梦食物链最底端的生物,虽然日子过得清贫,但是无忧无虑,非常惬意;但自从我们的编制划到龙组后,我们在交易行的价格翻了又一翻,世间到处流传着我们可以为其他龙组壮阳的小道消息;于是天灾降临了,我的兄弟姐妹们到处受到冒险家们的捕捉,每天不是在交配,就是在交配的路上;最可恨的是不久以后还诞生了一种叫做“脚本”的人类冒险家,他们像“无情的捕鱼机器”一样没日没夜的捕捉我们,让我们整日不得安宁;眼看着其它龙组的宝可梦一天天繁荣昌盛,我们的身体却一天不如一天; 记者:真是小可怜(摸摸鱼头),最后,你还有什么想对观众们说的吗? 鲤鱼王:我还想再活500年! 记者:无情的“脚本”机器肆意捕捉鲤鱼王,这到底是人性的扭曲,还是道德的沦丧,鲤鱼王以后的生活会变得更美好吗?神奥祝庆电视台为您在线跟踪报道,我是XXX,欢迎收看我们的节目,明天见!~ Edited June 18, 2020 by angusguo Natcholino 1 Link to comment
angusguo Posted June 18, 2020 Author Share Posted June 18, 2020 于2020/5/11 AM1点13分,angusguo 说: 这就是我和我小姨子相处融洽的原因 小光的家里,三个人,2张床,怎么感觉有哪里不对? Link to comment
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