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  1. TITLE: MR. BRINEY- THE ANGRY YOUNG MAN IGN: JazzUrufu "Ahoy! We've hit land in Slateport! You just go on and tell me whenever you want to set sail again!" “And off she goes! So full of energy, isn’t she, Peeko? Whenever I met May, I remember my days as a sailor, full of adventure and daring. “ “I just remembered an old adventure of mine with Agatha, Drake, Samuels, Stoney, my old friends. Now they all have gone separate routes. Agatha joined Elite Four of Kanto and Drake did so in Hoenn, Samuels is now the all-revered Professor Oak in Kanto and Stoney is now the business tycoon Mr. Stone, his son Steven is a nice guy too, always regards me with respect whenever we meet. Anyways, where were we, darling? Yes, the old adventure!!” *** “We were on our own journey to the farthest corners of the world, in search of Kyogre, my idol and the creator of seas. Why? Coz Samuels being the nerd and over-enthusiastic fool he is, chose the best Pokémon in his mind for his PhD in ‘Theoretical and Analytical View on the Existence of Pokémon’, Kyogre. The expedition was funded by Stoney’s father, so Stoney had come to oversee us; Drake was the only one of them I knew before, a man made for thrills, proven by how he caught a Bagon while his mother was away looking for food. We two were the only ones there in an isolated corner of Meteor Falls and I was like, “Fuck it, Drake. Life is more important than a Neo-Legendary’s child. We wouldn’t even get help f that uguu Salamance come to devour us. I want to eat roasted corn tomorrow, not to become roasted meat and eaten by a Salamance.” But he still lured it with a Magikarp and knocked it unconscious with a rock. And Agatha? She just had a huge crush on Oak so she couldn’t leave him for so long so she hopped on.” “Samuels’ research and long hours at Library suggested that after its long battle with Groudon and the stalemate done by Rayquaza to them, Kyogre apparently went off to rest in a underwater cave located in the middle of the ocean separating Hoenn from Kanto, closer to Hoenn. That’s why they us Hoenners, me and Drake, to take them there. And off we went to the deepest seas in a search whose result none could predict.” “After days of endless sailing and searching, we were in the middle of nowhere. Our supplies were diminishing and Agatha was already thinking how lovers would remember her love for Oak which leads to her untimely death. Damn, so sweet it was, I can blame my diabetes on the time spent around Agatha. Stoney was trying to contact his father to send a rescue team and Samuel, the man who brought us here, was busy taking notes about the new aquatic Pokémon he saw here. That jerk never believed about Relicanth, the ancient fish found only in Hoenn, arguing that the only ancient marine pokes were Kabuto, Omanyte and their evolutions. What use is a PhD if he doesn’t try to know basic things? “ **** “Peeko, dear, are you listening? Good, coz that’s where the story gets interesting.” **** “Agatha had become so restless that she attempted suicide. She jumped into the sea and drowned to its depths. I took out Whisks, my Whiscash, while Oak took out his Vaporeon to Dive below, a thing taught by us to these Kanto snobs.” “She is drowning and drowning deep below and suddenly stops, just like she is placed on plate midwater. First we were confused, and then we saw that she had touched the ocean floor, which was surprisingly very shallow, and she was there. When we reached, we saw a cave opening there. We immediately brought Aggie up and gave her first aid. Oh, how happy she was when she found out Oak had given her mouth-to-mouth respiration. Yikes, so yucky it was for me and Drake, both married to our daring lives than to commit to a damsel. “ “When we had brought Aggie to a position where she could think clearly, we all were thinking what to do next.” “I think we should just go back to Hoenn and tell Dad that the mission was a failure”, suggested Stoney. Oak retorted, “Then what will I write my thesis on? Magikarps!!! I would die of shame than to write about a useless fish”. “Not entirely useless, my mate”, told Drake. I joked, “I agree. It is also a mean trap to capture pokes for those noobs who can’t capture pokes the normal way, right Drake.” Everyone started laughing so hard that we nearly fell off our chairs. Aggie suggested, “Why don’t we check out that underwater cave because I saw a blue tailfin going into that small cave while I was still a little bit conscious.” I, Samuel, Stoney and Drake literally choked on the tea we were drinking after hearing that. “What do you mean by ‘small cave’? That cave opening could fit 3 obese Snorlaxes, if there is such a thing called ‘obese Snorlax’, retorted Oak. “If what ye say is correct, Aggie, then what we have got to see in the cave is either the largest Wailord in the world or the chance to meet Kyogre.” I interjected. “It’s a win-win both ways, right Oaky?” asked Aggie. “Yeah, of course. It would be always better than to write about much-overemphasized Bagon-baits.”, mocked Oak. “Stop you folks, or you can always see the reason why I’m alive after catching that Bagon, I dare u Oak to fight Me.”, said Drake angrily. “Leave it Drake, not good for our mission. So, to the underwater cave we go now”, said Stoney. We all were ready next morning to dive. We took a slew of Ultra balls, Revives and Full Restores, in case of emergency. I took Whisks, Oak his Vaporita, as he calls his Vaporeon and Drake his Kingdra, another Pokémon that confounded Oak by its mere existence. Samuel first believed it was a Seadra which was very badly mutated or under last stages of cancer and would die soon. It took a lot of haggling and an update of his pokedex sent by Stoney’s Dad to convince him of Kingdra and Relicanth too. Stoney and Aggie were to stay on our ship, S.S. Explorer to contact with Stoney’s Dad for supplies and rescue. It was the first time I saw Oak jealous of someone and possessive of Agatha, suggesting he might also have feelings for her. “Bye Aggie. Take care and repeatedly contact the ports”, said Oak, “and stay alert of Stoney”. The reply was anger wrought large on Stoney’s face and a shy smile on Aggies’s face. We dived as fast as we could before Stoney could kill Oak under ‘The Custom of the Sea’ since we were lacking food anyways. So we dived and dived and reached the other side of the cave and what we saw puzzled us. Instead of a single Pokémon, we saw a whole colony of aquatic pokes like Shellders, Cloysters, Wailmers, Tentacools, Tentacruel and Relicanths too. “What are so many Pokémon doing at such a small place?” was the question all of us asked together. As we started moving up in the water, we saw that we were approaching built area.” Who the hell built something in a cave? Wow, such fools exist and we share the same seas as them!! Gosh!! God pick us up to Heaven. We have lost our right to live here.” exclaimed Drake. When we reached the shore, we saw a bunch of people. We immediately hid ourselves to overhear them. One of them was in a suit, crisp black, with sunglasses, followed by a bunch of guy in lab coats. “Sir, our aquarium is almost ready to present to the public. We will rake in millions when people hear what’s our main attraction.” said one of the lab coat guys. “Trillions, my chap, trillions, we are talking here. People will rush to pledge us everything they have the moment we give them the proof w e have Kyogre here.” boomed the guy in suit. We went back to our ship as soon as we could after hearing their conversation. “Welcome back you brave guys and Oaky. We have my Dad on the radio line. Wanna add anything to the supply list?” “Yeah! Just say Hi from us to the Commander of Hoenn Navy and request him to send enough people that are required to stop a jerk who is planning to exhibit Kyogre as a showpiece in his aquarium”, said Drake. What could be the best way other than a joke to break such news? Possibly……..everyone “What???? Are u guys nuts? Brief me about the situation”, said Stoney’s Dad. We told him exactly what we saw and heard there to him. “Oh, I see. Wait a minute while I talk to both Kanto and Hoenn Navy about it.” We waited and waited while we could hear only his side of a three-way phone call , explaining how and what were a bunch of mid-20s people doing at a megalomaniac’s private den and how they stumbled upon the news of Kyogre, editing the suicide part of Aggie out of it. Finally his call ended and he talked back to us. “According to the reports and hearsay at the top security chambers, the guy you saw was Mr. Giovanni, a powerful crime magnate of Kanto. He is fond of making big money and even fonder using nefarious deeds to do so. He has supposedly an army of 500 trainers at his secret place where u went uninvited. The Hoenn Navy is sending troops to your location which should reach till 3 days. Till then, you are ordered by the Naval Commander to keep an eye on them.” “Are u serious Dad? U just asked us 5 people to keep an eye on a guy who is powerful enough to tame a legendary and has 500 people who will kill us at his single command without ado. Don’t u love me?”, retorted Stoney. “I love you my son, but I love my country much more. Moreover, info provided by u all could help us capture him. So, all of u, be brave. Good Luck and Goodbye.”, signaled out Stoney’s dad. “Let’s put the situation together. We are 5 people with mostly water pokemons trying to fight a whole army powerful enough to control Kyogre.”, said Aggie impassively. “Correction, Aggie. He can’t control Kyogre in my opinion. Coz if he could, he could just rule the world and not open a measly aquarium. “, Oak pointed out, for the first time saying something worthy of his IQ. “Yeah, Oak is right. That means if we could just infiltrate close enough so that he is vulnerable , we could hold him at our mercy and order him to surrender.”, Drake said with a look I know so well now. “But how?”, asked Stoney. “The scientists look easy prey to me”, I said. “So, done. Aggie, me, Briney and Drake would go and impersonate the scientists while Stoney here waits for Navy help.”, said Oak. *** “You are gonna die, dumbasses”, roared Giovanni. Though the scientists were easy meat for our pokes, facing Giovanni wasn’t a good idea. He has a impressive collection of pokes; Snorlax, Machamp, Nidoking, Snorlax and DDDD…….Dragonite!!! All out together. We all were looking at our apparent deaths with sea behind us while suddenly Oak blared to Aggie, “Take out your Clefable and use attract”. She did so and Voila!!! All those bloodthirsty pokemons of Giovanni became hopelessly in love with Aggie’s Clefable, drooling over her. We were laughing loudly while Giovanni was pleading his pokes to fight, but love is stronger than duty,hahahahah. Suddenly, Giovanni pressed a button and a pokeball appeared on his seat and out of which came Kangaskhan. A pokemon which is surely female and wont fall prey to attract. She smashed the Clefable to the floor and went to rampage. She took Aggie and me in her hands and was about to crush us when we saw the greatest sight of our lives. KYOGRE Kyogre, large as 10 battle ships, came roaring out of water and killed Kangaskhan in one shot. So majestic she was, that Oak even forgot to take its pictures for his thesis. Damn, it’s a sight that always give sme goosebumpos whenever I remember it. And as we were beholding Kyogre, Giovanni ran for his life,, only to be caught by the Navy at the Cave’s entrance. ***** “So, in the end, Oak got his PhD, Agatha got time with Oak, Stoney got his Dad’s company while me and Drake got an adventure of our lives.” Peeko twirls in the air. “Hey, darling, asking why I didn’t take you. Simple coz I found your egg in the cave which motivated me to free all pokemons here. Oh, look. Here comes May.” "Ahoy! For you, I'll go out to sea anytime! Now, my friend, where are we bound?"
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