~~The Misc~~
We have lived the "Disregard Women, Acquire Aesthetics, Man the Harpoons" lifestyle since we were uguu. Were nothing short of champions.
I do uguu pushups to failure, I have supplement nutrition facts taped to the inside of my stunna shades, I listen to Men’s Fitness on audio book on my way to the gym and my workout playlist when I go to sleep at night, I have a statue in a small village in South America, I sleep in the sit up position, I don't feel pain because there is no more weakness left to leave my body, I take so many vitamins my piss is neon excellence, and I read my lifting progress while I shit protein bars
We are a small minority of lifters on the PokeMMO and we hereby challenge any team for a TEAM BATTLE. We are with 6 members:
Brah
AestheticsBrah
uMadBrah
BGC
ZeezBrah
and myself: Zyzzbrah
** The team's members have several lvl 50 and lvl 100 teams at our disposal. **
** To make things more interesting, we are also willing to fight for a prize, where the winning team will receive a lucky egg or good pokemon from the losing team. **
** All standard clauses apply. **
If you wish to challenge us, you should declare this formally, and provide the following information:
- Team name
- Name of members participating (6 total)
- Members own either lvl 50 or lvl 100 teams
- Optional: the prize that the losing team promises to pay to the winning team
- The time and location where this EPIC showdown will take place
For honor, for glory... for ZYZZ!