Hi guys! So I worked on a CRAZY english translation which keeps the game in English but changes the text of certain stuff. ( Includes some N00Bish language if you noticed XD ) So, here's the download link of it. Will post screenshots soon!
http://www.megafileupload.com/4Iva/strings_en.xml
If it doesn't work let me know and I will post a new download link!
WARNING: Please make a backup of your original strings_en.xml file. Also, some text shows like this: STRING_(number). Sorry about that!
Please no mean comments or complaints as I worked so hard on this and also had some problems while making it. Had to remake it like 2 times or somethin'. So, enjoy it!