"My boy Jayfeatskydd, a junior in the same caste as myself, was sitting in the back chatting with some of the most popular girls at our school- Kazooka, RacheLucario, and PinkWings, from the looks of it. Now, it’s only fair that I describe Jay to you all. Most say we look alike- muscular and handsome, with the best hair you will ever see. Often, many girls are intimidated by our good looks, and won’t even approach us. This is how we weed them out, if you know what I’m sayin’."