I'm neither a "grill" or a guy, you cannot barbecue meat on me. I think I'm hot, but nobody's that hot.
As for the fanfic, I got really, really into Pokemon Y when it came out and found Team Flare really captivating, and I just kept having all these ideas so I figured hell, why not turn it into a story? I created a few characters, took some liberties with Malva and it's turning into something fantastic.