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  1. Mike

    Hello there friends, profile visitors and whatever else you classify as. I'm about to sleep. But for the people who read this, this could be a great time to earn some free money. 

     

    Write any joke/pun/whatever you think is funny as a response to this and ill give the one I laughed most about 250k tomorrow. You got around, lets say. 24hrs. That works. Tomorrow(October 6th) 11pm BST is the deadline. 

     

    Now don't be naughty and break any of the rules. Thanks. And looking forward to reading your stuffs.

     

    p.s. saying I am a joke isn't funny. Okay maybe it is a little but shuddup

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    2. SecretDjinn

      SecretDjinn

      R9eFsTe.png

    3. AlitoFernando

      AlitoFernando

      Okay i have one more,a patient went to see his doctor,the doctor said :"Ive had bad news,the first one is you have cancer and the second one you have alzheimer" and the patient said "Thank god i don't have cancer" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    4. Mike

      Mike

      @AlitoFernando you won cuz of the meme. Died. Will send in a bit

  2. Mike

    give caterpie :] welcome back <3

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    2. Mike

      Mike

      Sure thing bud. AND YOU HAVE GIVEN ME CATERPIE ONCE BEFORE SO HA!

    3. ItsGray

      ItsGray

      That may be true but not since he's level 100, 3stronk5u

      huehuehue

    4. Mike

      Mike

      Damn...

  3. Mike

    Stop stalk profile and give 25k bp

    1. MaatthewMLG

      MaatthewMLG

      ne ti

  4. Mike

    You're fluffy

    1. Bearminator

      Bearminator

      I'm not fluffy without you bro

  5. Mike

    Hmm... 

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    2. kloneman

      kloneman

      Big booty

    3. Suneet

      Suneet

      gtfo

    4. kloneman

      kloneman

      reported

  6. Mike

    Blep blep my guy

  7. Mike

    :]

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    2. Perry

      Perry

      well, it was oddly timed idk

      hi hows u

    3. Mike

      Mike

      im guud how bout yourself?

    4. Perry

      Perry

      im good thanks @TheChampionMike ahahaha

  8. Mike

    Blep

    1. Zymogen

      Zymogen

      blep af my guy

  9. Mike

    :]

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    2. RysPicz

      RysPicz

      c======3

      Im definietly too bored at work.

    3. xSparkie

      xSparkie

      :~)

    4. ShadowGary

      ShadowGary

      XD

  10. Mike

    ecks dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee

    1. SweeTforU

      SweeTforU

      Amazing 

  11. Mike

    Will you be my valentine?

    1. Bearminator

      Bearminator

      Isn't it obvious? :33

    2. Mike

      Mike

      Ill take that as a no :[

    3. Bearminator

      Bearminator

      Remember to catch Luvdisc on Feb 14 <3

  12. Mike

    ur cute

    1. ShadowGary

      ShadowGary

      learned from the best

    2. Mike

      Mike

      @xSparkie?

  13. Mike

    You know Rachel, when you really think about it. Berd is still #1

     

    Too bad you can't kick me now 8)

     

     

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    2. Mike

      Mike

      Wow ok ;-; Ill show myself out then :[

       

      P.S. Ive been starting to drink coffee. It really isn't half as bad as I made it out to be :]

    3. Rache

      Rache

      Immediately unbanned. Coffee drinkers can't be evil.

    4. Mike

      Mike

      You tell em girl

  14. Mike

    MAH MAN ZEHKAR BACK AT WHAT HE DOES BEST! Inb4 Lexie comes back to staff. :)

  15. Mike

    VGCGVGCVGCVGCVGCVGCVGCVGC? ;/

    1. xXBlu3BreathXx

      xXBlu3BreathXx

      Biased host is bad at VGC so nobody can have fun :(

    2. Mike

      Mike

      :(

  16. Mike

    Youre my favorite bear

    1. Bearminator

      Bearminator

      Wow so Im still #1 bear after all <3

    2. Mike

      Mike

      Always bb. Youre always #1 to me

    3. Bearminator

      Bearminator

      D'awww

  17. Mike

    Come back kthx <3

  18. Mike

    I flew in a helicopter not too long ago, next goal is the legendary quadcopter.

    1. Darkshade

      Darkshade

      Just tape 4 helicopters together, it's basically the same thing.

       

    2. Mike

      Mike

      You right, should also include a fruit truck somewhere in there.

  19. Mike

    You're the funniest black guy I know, youre the only black guy I know awell.

    1. 001

      001

      alrighty then

  20. Mike

    I love you my guy

    1. Mike

      Mike

      ps im super gay for you

      p.p.s I'd marry you any day of the week.

    2. ShadowGary

      ShadowGary

      luv u 2 bro

  21. Mike

    Bread sucks.

    1. Mike

      Mike

      When do we get married honey? You' re what keeps me from cutting myself.

    2. naiad

      naiad

      @TheChampionMike well idk u said bread sucks

  22. Mike

    I love men more than I love Dragonite. :)

    1. SweeTforU

      SweeTforU

      I love you

    2. RysPicz

      RysPicz

      True love is manlove

  23. Mike

    Rip kult. Gz on promotion tho

    1. Bearminator

      Bearminator

      Kult is not Rip :) kult is just bearless

    2. Mike

      Mike

      A bearless kult is no kult

  24. Mike

    Still a pleb in my heart. Gz tho

  25. Mike

    I am not suprised tbh, just had a feeling you would apply. Goodluck with your stafferino adventure. Try not to get kicked like some plebs do. :)

    1. Summrs

      Summrs

      I strongly like adventures :)

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