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  1. Hello friends, fellow players and old acquaintances,

     

    It hurts me to say this but earlier today, Wednesday December the 15th, something terrible happened. Until now I still cannot really believe it happened. But it did. Sadness and pain is something that happens to all of us. And I now finally understand true despair and the complete sense of helplessness. I sincerely wish this doesn't happen to anyone else. 

    Anyway I stubbed my toe.

    This was my story. 

    - A trauma patient  

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    2. KaynineXL

      KaynineXL

      My arthritis riddled body can no longer keep up with the memes of today. sadge. Awesome to see you and Djinn with the big boy promotions(whenever that happened, it's probs old new now). Congratz! @Teddi@SecretDjinn 

    3. Mike

      Mike

      My profile feed isnt some outlet that can be used for idle chit chat. Kinda weird

    4. KaynineXL

      KaynineXL

      wait this isn't facebook?

  2. One doesn't simply like cake.

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    2. TheGloriousWalrus
    3. Mike

      Mike

      please go and take this to your room. Fucking plebs. Walrus love you tho.

    4. TheGloriousWalrus
  3. Hello there friends, profile visitors and whatever else you classify as. I'm about to sleep. But for the people who read this, this could be a great time to earn some free money. 

     

    Write any joke/pun/whatever you think is funny as a response to this and ill give the one I laughed most about 250k tomorrow. You got around, lets say. 24hrs. That works. Tomorrow(October 6th) 11pm BST is the deadline. 

     

    Now don't be naughty and break any of the rules. Thanks. And looking forward to reading your stuffs.

     

    p.s. saying I am a joke isn't funny. Okay maybe it is a little but shuddup

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    2. SecretDjinn
    3. AlitoFernando

      AlitoFernando

      Okay i have one more,a patient went to see his doctor,the doctor said :"Ive had bad news,the first one is you have cancer and the second one you have alzheimer" and the patient said "Thank god i don't have cancer" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    4. Mike

      Mike

      @AlitoFernando you won cuz of the meme. Died. Will send in a bit

  4. AND HIS NAME IS!?!?!?!?!?!

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    2. NotWhite

      NotWhite

      CHAMPION MIKE!!!

      *queue flute john cena theme*

    3. Cressman

      Cressman

      jonathan cenathan

    4. ItsGray
  5. The amounts of people who care to read this...

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    2. drpdrp97

      drpdrp97

      I read it, and I haven't read any statuses (much less played the game) since like freaking August. Feel special, Mikeypoo. #urda1

    3. FuzionBurst
    4. Mike

      Mike

      Gray pls... It was obviously my dad pssh

      Purp wb \o/

      Drpuguu come back kkkkk also i know i am da MVP

      hai Soar ^^

  6. Country roads

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    2. Mike
    3. Bearminator
    4. Luke

      Luke

      u ever stop and think, how was this man a mod (miek) even tho bil the big gay

  7. Mike

    :]

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    2. Perry

      Perry

      well, it was oddly timed idk

      hi hows u

    3. Mike

      Mike

      im guud how bout yourself?

    4. Perry
  8. Hai sexi

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    2. TheGloriousWalrus

      TheGloriousWalrus

      fine just like ur booty ;-))))))

    3. Mike

      Mike

      Oh Walrus, why are you always so lewd with those flippers of yours. ;-)))))))

    4. TheGloriousWalrus

      TheGloriousWalrus

      because jet fuel cant melt steel flippers

  9. Turns out we lost to MDVN. im ded

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    2. Cressman

      Cressman

      I like rape.

    3. xSparkie
    4. Mike

      Mike

      Cress pls, it's a known fact you like rape. Also men.

  10. Hey Musica :D

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    2. Mike

      Mike

      How is Scizor doing? Is he making some fine sushi, with his sushi band? C:

    3. Musica

      Musica

      Of course. Serving them up to all his buddies.

    4. Mike

      Mike

      Hahahaha x3

  11. Miss me? :]

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    2. Mike

      Mike

      Well now get rid of my point you pleb

      C:

    3. Bearminator

      Bearminator

      Get rid of your behaviour son :3

    4. Mike

      Mike

      What is behaving?

  12. [PSL] IGoturPistola

  13. Did you actually just change your forum avatar after 3 years orso??

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    2. Mike

      Mike

      Oh it is a squirrel. Couldn't get that out of it. But if this era involve flying fruit trucks and quadcopters. Im down

    3. Darkshade
    4. Mike

      Mike

      How do you even find this stuff lmao

  14. Mike

    Did it anyway huh. You deserve to be sgm and hope everything goes well for u. :)

  15. Mike

    You know Rachel, when you really think about it. Berd is still #1

     

    Too bad you can't kick me now 8)

     

     

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    2. Mike

      Mike

      Wow ok ;-; Ill show myself out then :[

       

      P.S. Ive been starting to drink coffee. It really isn't half as bad as I made it out to be :]

    3. Rache

      Rache

      Immediately unbanned. Coffee drinkers can't be evil.

    4. Mike

      Mike

      You tell em girl

  16. give caterpie :] welcome back <3

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    2. Mike

      Mike

      Sure thing bud. AND YOU HAVE GIVEN ME CATERPIE ONCE BEFORE SO HA!

    3. ItsGray

      ItsGray

      That may be true but not since he's level 100, 3stronk5u

      huehuehue

    4. Mike
  17. #MikeTheFunnyuguuyuguu xD

    1. Seoulex

      Seoulex

      you dc too much m8

    2. Mike

      Mike

      say that that too my java -_-

    3. Seoulex
  18. I said yo, fucking say hi back ?

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