Mike

Hello there friends, profile visitors and whatever else you classify as. I'm about to sleep. But for the people who read this, this could be a great time to earn some free money. 

Write any joke/pun/whatever you think is funny as a response to this and ill give the one I laughed most about 250k tomorrow. You got around, lets say. 24hrs. That works. Tomorrow(October 6th) 11pm BST is the deadline. 

Now don't be naughty and break any of the rules. Thanks. And looking forward to reading your stuffs.

p.s. saying I am a joke isn't funny. Okay maybe it is a little but shuddup