Why that's right, (insert name here)! This is an ACRaven, forged through the process of an air conditioner falling out of a window onto a raven due to the Comedy Central satellite falling onto said air conditioner! Typically a shy creature by nature, an ACRaven can be seen once every (redacted due to secrets and blah blah blah), and has been observed scratching themselves in inappropriate areas in an inappropriate way inappropriately in public, even in front of the opposite sex (currently no known female ACRavens exist. See your local shrink should you encounter one). One could say these noble creatures of no known nobility are quite a rare...something...
That's it for this episode of "It is totally an ACRaven!" Be sure to bring along your cosplay suits of an ACRaven (remember to have a real air conditioner on the back to really give it that "cool" realistic touch!) and your ACRaven treats for the next installment when we see an ACRaven...reply to a thread... of yarn!
Take care, and remember to secure those window air conditioners! Ha ha HA!