I have had a few doozys.
First, I got dog mouth to the face when I was a kid, it left two small scars on the left side of my face, looks kinda bad ass.
2 weeks after that, my mom took us to a pond to feed the ducks, she was't watching and I went to hand feed a goose... Took my entire middle finger nail off.
When I was a preteen a bull turkey sliced me down my right for arm with his foot dagger, the cut went right deep too. The scar is still visible.
My sister also did allot of shit to me, almost cut off my big toe, put a cig out on the back of my right hand, sliced my upper left arm, it was a pretty extreme case of sibling rivalry, a bunch of other sadistic shit, we are cool now though.
Got into a bar fight with some chick how crashed into me dancing like a goof then freaked on me for spilling rum on her dress. Ripped the bitchs dress and knocked out one of her nasty lookin front teeth, she ripped out my eye brow ring.
This one was my own dumb fault really, I was in a rush and the last person to cut tomatoes at the subway I was working at didn't clean the glove, it was N-n-n-n NASTY. So I though I would just do it with out. Lost the tip of my thumb about half way down the nail... odly enough it came back about two years after, though it is 2-3 mm shorter then the other now and has little feeling in it.
Next I was working at a Tim Hortons, some old fat miserable cow hip checked me out her her way, I slipped trying to catch myself burning my right forearm severally on the massive industrial toaster. The scaring is still some what visible over about half of my arm. ( Sense it was a work place accident the cosmetic repair was cheap) It was gnarly man, I made a lady puke, some of my flesh stuck to it. XD
Oh almost forgot! torn ligaments in my left ankle and knee and a bruised tail bone all at the same time. How you ask? I wore heels to a con... Some dunk chick pounced on me out of no where. Never have worn heels to a convention sense. (If my foot landed just a inch forward, I would have gotten a heel up my butt, cringe.)
Please Glob, no more injuries, I think I hit my quota already.
(Did I win the thread yet?)