Goldeneyes

Half a month, fred cares big time about you

i also had a cousin who had a ear infection he didnt take care of which later turned into a brain infection and the TL;DR he ended up with brain damage and mental disability's.

It's too late, I'm already an idiot!!

In that case, happy birthday to the both of you

dw goldeneyes, I still understand you are my elder

See, Pinkwings gets it. The point of the comment was just me reminding her that even though it's her birthday and that's cool, I'm still older and maybe wiser.

Didn't work out cause you can't pick gender with illumise/volbeat so I had to drop it.

Yeah, sexual dimorphism is a uguu

Behold beedrill http://i.imgur.com/OvWnheq.png

Don't be that way, I've never say that.

But I like whales.

This status was sent on 420 on some part of the world

Living life right

Bowser would eat Salmon for breakfast for sure

Eggs, salmon with a smoothie is life.

=)

Bet you cant swim

Only doggy-paddle.

One was a little duel in a pokecenter with noad and other people watching the other was in hassans tournament in the finals where you lent me pokemons

oh

I believe in you.

Wat

uwotm8

I dunno.

Cause u presume 2 much

:(

:)

Did the word you were trying to use rhyme with Hank by any chance? c:

Maybe :3

It's a type of lizard, I only caught a glimpse so I'm not certain exactly how large he/she is.

Wrong on all counts! It was smoothie time.

I bet it's smoothie time

How much you wanna bet?

I thought you'd never do another status update :( I thought I lost you.

I'm pretty sure they are automated by this point.

I dont have anything against smoothies, just never have them

>Suspension time is up >12 notifications >Literally all of them are Goldeneyes status updates

:x

Did you read them all, Miss Fire?

Although I wish you luck with your speed ties C:

That's the plan.

RIP my rng

mhmm!

Mhmmmm :3

mmmmhmm

I'm basically a hero.

So what happened to the kitty?

Another neighbour takes in stray cats, so we let her have it

dogs are best

Dogs are fine, but cats are great.

A dog is the mascot of a game titled Duck hunt, dogs are awful.

Not if you bring a plumber.

Can you recommend any good ones to bring with me?

Luigi, he'll be good at dealing with the ghosts that still haunt this place after being banned long ago

We still know you love Mauru though ^_^

Your statuses are all action packed, saving kittens and befriending ladybugs. Mine are just cat emoticons, I need to improve on my status making!

Loading a moving van now, 'mirin?

:o exciting! Moving is stressful though, I moved a few months ago. Packing sucks =/

Sorry, sleep typing

I'll allow it.

That's lovely, thanks nub

darude - sandstorm

Why there is no like option in status updates :o

Because then golden would have an advantage

*poke*

When there is sadness, Happiness is born

"Without sadness, happiness can't exist"

Are my status' apart of it?

Are they real?

Yes

am online fam

For how long?

idk 3 hours i think

Wasps :o

There are thousands of them.

Just give up.