Ladies, i'm the best thing to ever happen to you on the internet. I have the chiseled body of a Greek God, I look better than all those shitty instagram selfies of those self-proclaimed Zyzz followers.
Just kidding, I have flaws too. I sometimes pee on the toilet seat.
As for my career: Ph fkin D baby. But somehow I'm a taxidermist. Cruel world.
I love going on trips. My favourite is crystal meth... i mean New Zealand.
The woman I'd like to meet.... She must have a minimum IQ of 137, no daddy issues and must be taller than Peter Dinklage. Physical fitness is important. Non-squatters need not apply.