FrankIero

thank u it's nice to know the embarrassment that is my adolescent life was at least worth a paper mache trophy.. and a few laughs at my own expense

holy hell this thread is my jam i was so cringey both online and irl up until like last year (be warned i have a lot of text incoming) [spoiler] - started being "emo" at age 12 or whatever - also discovered online chat rooms at that age - nickname was xChaosAngelx - made up a fake bf called xChaosDemonx - used to roleplay on chatroom with swords and killing each other, etc - realised people were using japanese names (later found out they were from inuyasha) - tried to make up my own japanese name but never having watched anime failed miserably - "Kugray" - around high school my mum started letting me dress however i wanted - used to wear a tie like avril lavigne - also wore knee high socks over the top of my skinny jeans so people could see my socks - wore eye makeup like this - pretended my middle name was Irene so my initials would be RIP - started writing a fake name "Lucretia" on all my schoolwork - stole emo poems online and showed them to my teachers pretending they were mine - threatened to kill/stab classmates - went through a phase where i would tell everyone i was going to slit their eyelids - very arrogant, started thinking i was better than my peers and teachers, got kicked out of class a lot - got my first gf about age 15, did sexual things with her in the school bathrooms and boasted about it - started graffiti-ing the school but dumb stuff like writing the word "Hi" on the walls - transitioned into my scene phase - myspace name was "RachelRazorblade" - dyed hair bright colours, got in trouble at school for it (pics) [spoiler] [/spoiler] - dropped out of highschool at age 16 after completing 10th year - worked full time at mcdonalds, calmed down for a while and sort of grew out of emo/scene phase - then began weeaboo phase - watched anime like death note, hellsing, other vampirey stuff - thought i was queen of edge - thankfully stayed away from naruto (but after all the other cringe stuff i did, that's not really an accomplishment) - age 18 got a new gf, stopped watching anime and being an edgelord - instead got a bit of my highschool arrogance back, joined tumblr, but before social justice and was just an emo band blog - did a lot of partying, got drunk a lot - eventually joined this community - got a bit high on male attention that i wasn't used to having irl - forgot about my friends and gf irl, spent most of my time online - flirt with guys on here to get free stuff, start playing minecraft and doing the same thing on there - eventually split with my gf bc too interested in being a stupid fuck getting whiteknighted - skip ahead a few months and engaged to giygas, very happy with where my life is - stop flirting with guys for free stuff and become much less cringey than i was but still on tumblr - people i look up to on tumblr start warping my mind, making me side with social justice, turning me into a huge man-hating white-hating tard - thankfully giygas noticed something was off and pulled me out of it before it got too far, don't go on tumblr anymore now i just try to stay quiet, modest, kind and loyal. i think i'm fine now, but who knows maybe a couple of years from now i'll look back on myself and cringe. i guess you never know how cringey you are when you're doing it, only when looking back on your life do you realise how much you needed a good slap. [/spoiler]

what did you guys do with the egg? on another note, realms really sucks because it's now been 24 hours since i asked for an invite but i have to wait bc hymen hasn't been on rip my soul

decided to see what my desktop looked like because whenever i turn on my laptop it always opens chrome too quickly for any of my desktop icons to load. didn't realise every screenshot i took for puush since january (among a few other things) was saving itself to my desktop, but the OP says no cleanups [spoiler][/spoiler]

do invitations to realms expire? if so can you re-invite DrGiygas? if not i wonder why it's not showing up in his invites

gib coords again

sincere apologies for the double post, but who took my potatoes? i had a stack of 64 and a stack of 28 (i think trit can confirm this because he borrowed one from me once) but when i went to plant them in the farm i just made, they were all gone. i know i didnt die with them because i havent taken them out of my 'mob drops' chest (i had no reason to until the farm was finished) so my only conclusion is that someone took them. please give them back. or at least like, 5 of them, so i can just grow more with my farm. if you just quietly put them in my chest when i'm offline i won't "demand punishment" or anything.

we could just use the sponge we get from the sponge room of the monument, and someone's job could be bringing furnaces and coal to constantly dry the sponge? (i could do that) bc trust me.. sponge will be SO much easier than sand and gravel

i only ever cleared out a water temple once, and i was in creative so no deaths, and i got to use unlimited dry sponge, and it was STILL hard and tedious

i have seen luna online boom 10 i am the champion of guessing

yeah that would be cool, i have 2 you guys can use maybe we could all plan to do it this weekend at a specific time?

didn't realise this was in trade corner, was expecting something very different maybe u should make a more relevant title lmao

yeah isn't there only like 10 people playing? afaik, most people have jobs.. i know munya has been busy with testing before the pts, and now testing ON the pts.. i'm on every day except today because i was busy, but thanks to timezones no one is ever on when i am. lax was going to play but he has a job and a gf now so his time is limited. i reckon weekends will probably be the only time we all get to play together, which is fine by me tbh..

it's not so hard if you keep in mind that the last level (50) is a "rest" level and it has 2000 coins in it.. so really you only have to collect 3000 during the whole thing, which is more than easy even if you just head straight for the end of the level each time. a few good tips: use the wii u gamepad as your screen! most enemies, when tapped, stop dead in their tracks. its very useful on goombas, fire plants, boos, shy guys and those goddamn running guys in football outfits. just hold onto them on the touch screen and they vanish, meaning you can walk right through them, and they stay gone until you let go of them. also, when facing multiple enemies like boos and goombas, try just tapping on each one that's surrounding you. it slows them down considerably. note that this doesn't work for the mummies. also, once you have more than one mummy following you, stick to one wall whenever you're walking. this makes it MUCH easier to turn around when you're in a dead end. try to get as many coins as you can between levels 1-10, then after 10 just go straight to the end of the level and grab only the coins you get along the way. and lastly, keep your torch off in every level except Boo levels. it makes it harder for most enemies to spot you and is especially effective against shy guys, but obviously is very helpful against boos. you can only switch your torch on and off if you're standing still, so do it quickly at the beginning of the level before the mummies show up.

:o we have splatoon actually!! bought it on saturday when it came out, just haven't touched it yet because giygas has been using the tv to play/replay all the games from the Souls series i did finish captain toad though. dat final mummy coin level

lmao rip on another note i still havent played since the latest DLC came out.. i really should getting around to 3-starring all cups on 200, only had 2 left i think

dead/10 that was the best laugh i have had all day

i will die if this is a fake pic and they fucked up and left in a star they accidentally placed in photoshop

OMG NO PLS dog abuse is worse than child abuse

OMG I DIDNT THERE WAS A ZOMBIE IN MY HOUSE AND I HIT IT, THEN MY DOG ATTACKED THE FIREY ZOMBIE WHICH MADE MY DOG ON FIRE PLS I LOVE DOGS

my house is a desert temple so if any of you come across one with the two top entrances closed off/iron doors at the front and sides - that's my house, it's been looted, pls dont grief me

actually i think giygas changed his name from Admiral_Titus to DrGiygas so i think u need to invite that name

Tried to get a picture of the PJs and slippers my mum bought me for facebook (because mums like that sort of thing) but snapped the cutest photobomb ever [spoiler] [/spoiler]

fremdschämen (German) Verb (reflexive, informal) to feel ashamed about something someone else has done; to be embarrassed because someone else has embarrassed himself (and doesn't notice)

damn he started out bestfriends 2.0 and ended up malorne 2.0 rest in pees