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TheBloo

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  1. do you need proof of trust? I have some reviews from previous customers I can pull up. you need staff in on a pm for insurance? I can get more information on my services being scam free. just lemme know if you decide if you want to or not no big deal if you don't trust me
  2. sell comps very cheap well behaved all shots given looking for good home
  3. IGN: TheBloo Timezone: est Tiers: nu Fluff: I don't play and I won't play even if you ask me to. highest fidget spinner speed recorded: 9461 rpm.
  4. devs in 2020: dev1: "omfg what if we give everyone bidoof followers on april fools???" dev2: "lmfaaaaaaaaaao no way bro how have we not done that before??? its so hilarious and original haha" dev1: "dude it'll be hilarious they'll never know whats coming hahahahaha" dev2: "bruuuuuuuuh you hilarious bro this is gonna be killer this year" dev1: "yeah ahahahaha a bidoof folllower is so funny hahahahaha"
  5. If you live your life according to these quotes you will truly find meaning. "Once, I saw a bee drown in honey, and I understood." - Nikos Kazantzakis "If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can get lost in the sauce." - Gucci Maneus Trap Pope IV
  6. i pour my heart and soul out pulling the weight of 4 na gorillas on my back. im sweating blood but passion keeps me going. team so bad made me be support and adc dont believe the scorboard i coulda had all 29 kills but served them up on a plate for my na monkeys to feast and get fat and weigh me down while i carry these mindless american apes. i dont take farm i give up kills i even give solo exp but how can its only making my mindless gorillas fat and stupid. if anyone of you guys are any of the players in that game i played pls uninstalled you got na genes i dont blame you cant blame monkey for being monkey.
  7. its like 3am ive played about 7 straight league matches. ive won lane every fucking game and got multiple s- in losing games. i lose every fucking game due to shitty na players. in na this is not league of legends this is 60 ping with monkeys. 5 games in a row ive had ppl go 0-11-0 like how? i would have to try and not get an assist during a game to do that. na ppl so shit learn to be asian. im normally chill dude always gets told im relaxed af but after getting good at league boy does bad players boil my blood. my salt meter now over 9000 how can my adc have 32 cs at 20 mins. how can someone play ranked and not know 2 tower shots on melee and 1 on ranged. how can someone play ranked but only know how to stand still and auto. americans man born stupid always been dumb population education system is bad. government led by someone who doesnt believe in climate change. board of education doesnt believe in evolution. over half the population cant do simple calculus. riot games should just uninstall league from na better to have these bad americans go play minecraft or pokemon or some other mindless game. how can a player in ranked not know how to not feed. watch na lcs you see monkeys representing all the other na monkeys jacking off one hand on uguu one hand on mouse playing league. look across ocean at asian competition. every year wreck us na why cause na is planet of the apes. we got apes flinging poop at monitor and smashing keyboard. takes me 1st season to go gold and learn macro/micro of game and ppl cant do after playing multiple season. how can na players stay same low elo for multiple season? how can you not improve? because you cant evolve na monkeys. they never went through evolution stayed apes. watch korean lck and you see actualy league of legends. you see clean mechanics good macro and decision making not monkeys missing skill shots. cant hit skill shots dont play this first person shooter league not for you monkey go play in the jungle with the rest of the undeveloped animals. savages cant even itemize? how hard to look at guide? how hard to play casual till good enough for ranked? how many na players are bad? all. na players dont play league of legends its too knowledge heavy leave it to the asians. why asian scene always dominate na? because its not hard to beat mindless monkeys. how can someone only run in straight line never try side step. so es takes 1 click to dodge skill shot. why my yasuo always dive tower and blame team for not following? we are lv 1 invade you monkey dont chase under tower already got kills. man im moving to korea gonna practice league of legends there so done here in american can only queue up with na monkeys impossible to become better player when all 9 other players cant solve differential equations. learn the math calculate your item efficiency. wait no sorry asking way too much from na monkeys always missing skill shots even missing auto attacks. so bad just everyone in na uninstall go back to the zoo or jungle or that ape planet. na monkeys.
  8. dear diary, after years of pouring my heart and soul into this game, i have been rewarded with a crushing grip ripping out my heart. i sacrificed time, money, happiness, friends, and family in my pursuit of redemption. i truly believed this quest would restore my faith in humanity but the end does not justify the means. now i see emptiness. now i see dread. now i see a world clouded by despair. humanity blindly following false hope will inevitably burn down to a wasteland of empty promises.
  9. 4 years, about 10m in leppas, and endless nights finally got my dream shiny growlithe
  10. sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssOMBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD'S GONNA ROLL AROUND ME
  11. me v erayne 6pm gmt / 1pm est saturday. (think thats right time conversion)
  12. I lied fosters home isn't my fav cartoon show it was Danny phantom also need like a lot for this goku cosmetic
  13. where is best nu player ranking??? i literally said im ok with losing its part of game. if erayne beat me sure he better than me no complaints. where tf this power ranking say im number 1??? i never said he doesnt deserve a mention. i never even asked for a mention this week and even said im bad. never said i deserve a mention??? im just curious why you pointed beating me, a 3.5k (1.5k over erayne sure wow big sum) bench warming substitute intended no tourney winning random would be anything special? im such good respeckful player never bad mouth why you keep bringing up nu ranking
  14. ??????? im ok with losing to erayne as long as we have fun and much respeck but im 3.5k player. every player ive played against in psl so far worth at least double if not triple my value??? (8k, 15k respectively). im bench warming starter. struggled to get first pick. i have no competition wins and no tourney registration. im basically no name random underdog praying for glory in evrey match/ im karate kid out here working my ass of making my name known still random no name. why would he get a mention for beating another low value player picked up maybe 200 rounds in draft? im player that ppl dont even want on mentions not even good apprentlly and bad according to some??? dont think its that special beating me cause im bad :sss
  15. ??? i work hard for my psl spot bro. i went from bench warming to starter 1 after training for 3 years to come back in game. i work so hard mentally physically man i dont even know you but you say im bad :ssss. makes me lose confidence not wanna play psl :/ . i show respeck on all my opponent names never talk bad why you say im bad? i try so hard to love everyone in community play competitive for fun and build friends and bridge but why you want burn my bridge?
  16. second star to the right, and straight on till morning
  17. what if at the end of harry potter the book just goes: "and harry awakens from his shroom induced dream of witchcraft and wizardry underneath the stairwell in his cupboard."
  18. after heated match with gazelli, rng managed to push me through to the victory. good game well played
  19. hey man im pretty low on money it would be great if someone would buy my hairs, also i do take donations for all the people that keep asking
  20. not a queue. ever watch a gangbang? happens same time bro.
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