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damn matt, no one knows a troll when they see one anymore

I don't blame you for playing the only card you know how to play. "I don't understand what you're saying and you hurt my feelings. Your parents never loved you." A battle of wits with an 8th grader is playing chess with a pigeon. There's no point in checking your king when the response will be to shit on the chessboard. Although, I will say that I suppose I can't expect much else from someone in middle school. Inb4 "Actually I'm in 9th grade and you're a uguu." As for Mr. Havok, you have once again quite magnificantly displayed your ability ironify the simplest of responses. You have effectively shit on the chess board, but unlike Mr. Monkey, at least it's quality shit for what it's worth. Or maybe not so quality. Your use of bold holds no compensation for your lack of coherence or sub-par ability to articulate your own points. I'm not going to explain why A and B are wrong or why X and Y and Z and H and Q are pointless because it holds virtually no significance or even relevance to my first post. No, this isn't ~/~basic/~/~ team-building. The guide is excessive and fluffed up and penned in a way that manipulates the mind of children into thinking that it all makes perfect sense. No, this guide is not meant for super~~~1337~~~~pro Smogon users, you're damn right about that. It's meant for users who don't know any better like the pubeless bottom-feeders who inhabit this forum, regardless of what generation or tier or metagame you're making the guide for, as if that actually makes any difference. I used lots of bold and shit because it helps prove my point. Now I'm going to cry myself to sleep because my life is terrible. I'm definitely not an engineering major in college with a girlfriend who's doing something with his life. I have nothing better to do other than rip shitty forum users (who I definitely don't know in real life) a new asshole for literally no reason at all.

With pleasure, my pubeless friend.

This is an over-exaggerated, excessive, non-sensical, naively-existential work of pure irony. It's as if you think taking a single physics class is enough for you to lecture David Gross on string theory. You have written this "team-building" guide seemingly out of boredom as well as the need to feed your own psyche. You may be able to fool children who have yet to learn their "R" sound and use a level 100 Pikachu with Hyper Beam to shit their way through the eight gym leaders on their GBA games, but don't think for a second that you're fooling someone with an above-average level of competence. Let's be honest, Mr. Havok. This guide has more fluff than a Flaaffy during the winter. Head over to Smogon and observe the electronic ass-beating that ensues when you post this junk. I already know you won't because an ugly girl will never win a beauty pageant. But fuck, blind people don't know the difference, right? But whatever. Pokemon. And this forum is ass anyway.