I can see where some of you are coming from. It was an odd decision to throw in jokes like "You can touch little girls" in a trailer that should be taking the game somewhat seriously. I should have had more people look over it before the contest ended. Looking back I should have just replaced that bit with an actual feature. Maybe customization, since I forgot to put that in. That being said, I am surprised that I won. After posting the video here, I figured they wouldn't really go for it. While editing that, I seemed to take every opportunity to take the piss out of the game/community(hence things like the asterisk after organized). I'll be back later today to discuss anything else that might come up.
Congratulations to BrutalGG and Skazord!