SlavicAshKetchum

Opa! Perhaps in future, blin! As long as you R U S H B unlike those Western Spies, I'm sure we have great time, blyat! (Also, bring Semechki. SlavKetchum can't get enough of it, blin!) This is Russian Hardbass, blyat! It is only music Slav should ever listen to, blin! Listen to Hardbass at least 10 times a day. Squat for 3 - 5 hours a day. And, drink 10 shots Vodka an hour, blin. You'll be true Slav in no time, blyat!

You are most welcome, blin! As long as you squat to hardbass, drink plenty of Vodka, and eat all of the Semechki. Grinding will no longer be pizdek, blyat! ~Stay Cheeki Breeki

Opa! Great idea, blins! Though, for maximum slavness, you must always squat. I kid, I squat anyway, blyat! I shall make sure all Gopniks do this, or else I take away Semechki, blin. You two comrades are 100% Cheeki, and 1000% Breeki, blyat! I shall be sending you both 20 kilos Semechki, blin! If we meet in game, we must take many shots Vodka and hold many Hardbass Squatting Contests, blins!

I thank you for leveling guide, blyat. But, you misunderstand. I am Slav, not slave, blin. I'm in Moscow and eat many Semechki and squat every day, blin. Slave get none of the Semechki, blyat. And, maybe they no squat; who knows?

Who is this, "Bestfriends", blyat? He sounds like nice blin. Maybe I teach him squats, yes?

For the starters, I am not sure where to be putting this type of thing, blin. So, I apologize if this does not fit, blin. So, I have been playing the story like true Slav. Look at my character, blin. I have best tracksuit of the Adidas and nice Slav flatcap and sunglass, blyat. However, SlavKetchum notice this. Grinding in game like this, it is not fun, cyka. It is pizdek, no? So, being the nice Slav I am. I share with you best Russian Hardbass playlist to squat to while making your little sprouts turn to Big Borscht Blins. Maybe you eat Semechki while doing the squatting and grinding, blin. Who knows? Either way, I hope this helps you blins with the levelling of you blyats! I am now off to eat Kotlet with Babushka, and maybe squat; who knows? Who am I kidding, blin? You must ALWAYS squat, cyka! ~Anyhow, stay cheeki breeki, comrades!

I agree, blin! This makes my poor Slavic heart feel like an empty bottle of Vodka. And, trust me when I say, blin; an empty bottle of Vodka is the worst thing a Slav can wake up to after long nights of squats and hardbass. Maybe the devs let you give Nidoran Semechki, yes? That way the egg comes out big male Slovic Blyat-Master Nidoran. My suggestion? Spend your money on more important things, like Kvass or Halva, blin! Not only you will know what you're getting, blin. But, you will also be satisfied. Unlike those pizdek Nidoran eggs, blyat!

Opa! This what I'm talking about, blin! We have squatting contest to prove our slavness, yes? Winner gets 20 kilos Semechki, blyat!

Stay Cheeki Breeki, blin!

Oh, believe me debil. I have many of the AK 47s, blin. However, I am not sure as to the rules of the posting of guns on this forum, blin. So, I give you picture of American Super Soaker, blyat. Look at how pizdek your Western water shooting technology is, blin. In Moscow, we attach fire hose to Babushka's hydrant and spray all the blins. On a good day, you would break an arm, blyat. On a bad day... opa!

Thank you, comrade! You can never have too much Vodka and Semachki. Never stop squatting to the Hardbass, blin!

I would greatly appreciate the Event of the Halloweens, blin!

Do not cry, blin. Eat Semechki, A glass of Kompot, and a bowl of Mayonez. You will feel much more Cheeki, and a lot more Breeki, blyat!

Thank you for the warning, blin! I cannot let these cykas get a hold of Babushka's Halva recipe. They cannot know the feeling of pure concentrated Cheeki Breeki while squatting to Hardbass, blyat! Stay Cheeki Breeki, comrade!

Why you say this, blyat? I am only trying to make the friends and enjoy the game, blin.

Hello, my fellow blins! I am SlavKetchum. I am new to this MMO of the Pokemons. I wish nothing more than for the spreading of the slavness in this wonderful game, blyat! I wish to make many many friends to eat the semechki and squat with. I pick the fire types for their burning fires representing the burning passion of Mother Russia, blin! For now, I leave you with glorious photograph of President Putin. Is nice, yes? For now, I must be leaving. Babushka just got done making Halva and I haven't eaten in 20 minutes, blin. -Your comrade, SlavKetchum

"Haik?" What is this, a desert of the North Africas? I see no middle eastern women in white veils here, blin!

What is this "nah" you speak of, blin? I don't know what is.

Thotoli is my cousin, blyat! He is good man. He makes best Halva this side of Moscow. You should visit, blin. He give discount, tell him Ketchum sent you!

You are correct, comrade. It takes both Vodka AND Babushka's Chebureki to solve any of the problems that may get in your way, blin!

It is not this "propaganda", but facts, blyat!

That is not how you spell "+1", Blyat!

This post. THIS POST, blin. It is blyatiful. Very Cheeki Breeki, blin!

I understand how you may be uninformed, blin. However, let Papa Ketchum educate you, blyat! The Pros of The Communisms: 1. Everyone gets the same chance. Excluding government officials for the practical application of Communism, it is a theory where everyone should receive the same chance to build a life for themselves. There aren’t any inherent household benefits, like existing wealth, that can give certain people an advantage. Ordinary citizens can be come extraordinary based on their own talents and gifts. 2. Almost everyone is employed. In a true Communist structure, you are asked to contribute to the society as you are able. That means almost everyone is employed in some way. Increased employment can lead to lower crime rates, especially with a government structure which guarantees the basics of life will be provided. No role is greater than another, which reinforces the idea of true human equality. 3. Almost everyone is educated. Because the goal is to improve the society as a whole, many individuals are sent through advanced schooling so their skill sets can be improved. Although the choice of subject may be restricted and other limitations may apply, just about everyone in a true Communist society is offered the chance to seek out an advanced degree. 4. Agriculture and manufacturing are emphasized. These two industry forces tend to be the primary drive behind a growing GDP. Communism focuses on these two areas because it provides the most needs for the fewest resources. That builds up the infrastructure for these industries and allows for innovation to drive forward because there is a need to produce higher yields and cheaper products to stay competitive. The Cons of The Communisms: 1. There are no cons, blin! I hope that you may now also become a comrade like Papa Ketchum, blin. Maybe we vacation in Chernobyl, yes? I bring the Kvass, you bring the Semechki. It will be great time, blyat!

Cyka blyat! I have found the western spies, blin!