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  1. 21 points
  2. OldKeith

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Me vs Oltan on Saturday 4pm GMT. A number of you showed disappointment at the low level of salt in the previous week and I have taken the feedback, I promise an over-reaction to every crit, miss, and missed ko, as well as insults for every unconventional move in the set. So dump your dates, slam the door in front of your moms, and steal your dad's hidden whiskey bottles, because it's gonna be KEITH-TASTIC.
    16 points
  3. Torinnnnn is a Normal type Pokemon of Lax Nature. Found in the long grass, he often has trouble reading the criteria for internet writing contests. When challenged he will become alarmed and attempt to run away whilst crying "Deez Nuts!!!"
    11 points
  4. yangsam

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    me and Havsha in 10 edit: not gonna say i won but i got the win, sry man https://gyazo.com/7155f55501185f57637ca9c64863526e
    11 points
  5. DoubleJ

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Lost 1-2, gg Lkrenz
    9 points
  6. Kanzo

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Was good times GB. Never ever forget to pay ur debts on PokeMMO or the french Mafia might knock on ur door.
    8 points
  7. giantpipe

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    won beliberboy vs glumac
    8 points
  8. LKrenz

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Won, gg jj
    8 points
  9. RysPicz

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    He won vs @SweeTforU recently too. Now he's a legenDaryl
    8 points
  10. The good, the bad, the stray "A Wild Flareon? What are you doing here?", Bidoof asked. I was silent. I did not know how to answer. I just nodded my head. "Wait, how does that... how is that possible? I haven't heard there's any wild Eevees in our region. Are you all the way from Unova?" "No", I answered. "I was born in the local daycare." "Does that mean you're..". Bidoof started to look awkward. I nodded again. "I'm so sorry", Bidoof continued. "I haven't ever been even wanted to get caught so I'm used to this life but for you it must have been awful." "Ah well, I guess it's for the best", I mumbled. "Why would someone do that?", Bidoof asked. "Because I'm not good enough.", I mumbled even more quiet. "What do you mean?" I took a deep sigh. I really did not want to talk about this but as Bidoof seemed to be relatively worried about me I thought of sharing my story. "You know about Smogon?", I asked. "You mean that piece of shit magazine that just talks down every creature that does not have the strongest selection of moves and Fairy-typing?", Bidoof asked. "Yup, that one", I answered. "What about it?" "It destroyed my life." "How so?", Bidoof asked. "I know it's getting late so do you really want a story time here?", I asked. "Of course. It's not like I have anything better to do", Bidoof answered. I took a few sticks and grabbed some grass from the ground, piled them up and torched it into fire. "There, here's a small pyre. So you don't get cold." I awkwardly little bit smiled at the Bidoof. "You don't think that's dangerous?", Bidoof asked a bit stunned. "Meh.", I replied. "To be honest I don't even care." "So...", Bidoof started to ask curiously. "So yeah...", I replied. I took a second to think whether I wanna talk about this. The more I think about it the more it gets me bitter but regardless I decided to do it. "His name was Ron. I was just newborn in the daycare and young Ron and his parents came to the daycare with the intentions to buy him his first Pokemon. I tried to look all tough so they would consider me the best battler of all the newborn Eevees in the daycare. And it worked. Ron pointed at me right away and I couldn't have been any happier. Since my first battles as a Eevee I was ruthless. I've been discovered to be adamant from my nature and they say it makes you hit like a truck. And I did." "So what happened, what did go wrong?", Bidoof asked me while looking a bit expectedly. "One day Ron decided it's time for me to evolve. I was very excited about that. As a Eevee, as you know I had multiple evolutions..." "Yeah, I know", Bidoof said. "Lucky you". "Ron had bunch of stones in his hand. Since he had no knowledge of what to evolve, he asked me what I want to become. I nodded at the Fire Stone. Ron bought the Fire Stone and quickly after it the evolution process started. I became a Flareon and I never felt so good in my life. I started to battle fiercely and I don't think I barely lost any battles ever. My Flare Blitz is known all over this region, even your water-type Bibarel dad couldn't live that shit." "We'll see about that", Bidoof laughed. "Anyways, one day this Smogon magazine came out and the enthusiastic trainer Ron was he needed to get his hands on the first edition. The first magazine had an article about Eeveelutions. And it ranked Flareon as the last. Ron showed me the magazine and started to yell at me. He was so mad that all that effort and money was wasted to make me a Flareon and meanwhile it's the worst Eeveelution of them all. He blamed it all on me, because I made the choice." "Oh my Arceus, that's so awful", Bidoof said. He looked much more sad about what I just said that I've ever been. "So yeah", I continued. "Quite soon after it he told me go away of his life and released me. Now I'm a wild Flareon. Only one in the region, probably. "What are you going to do now", Bidoof asked me. I took a long pause. I haven't exactly thought of that through myself. "I don't know", I answered. "Well dude, you're such a strong Pokemon. You can't just... not do anything? You're destined for greatness, not mediocrity. Like me", Bidoof joked. I smiled lightly. "Don't say that about yourself", I said a bit awkwardly. "It's true, though", Bidoof continued. "What do you wanna do the most in your life right now?", Bidoof asked. "Kick that moron's ass", I answered right off the bat. "Well, see? That's a life plan for you.", Bidoof tried to courage me. "You aren't Adamant for nothing." I was quiet for a second. "You're right", I said. Bidoof looked at me satisfied. "I'm gonna train in these woods to become the strongest Flareon to live on this region. And I'm gonna show what that stupid kid just lost.", I said. I never felt this good in my life. Bidoof smiled at me. "Let's do this.", I said. IGN OrangeManiac
    8 points
  11. Heres my entry EL LEGENDO DE BOFA "ARRRGHGH I have burnned down to nothing , not even ashes remain" roared Gym Leader Blain as he buckled down in defeat. I snatch the Volcano badge and he mutters "I didnt see Bofa in your team so at least Giovanni can beat you." "What is Bofa you old man" I ask menacingly "JAJAJAJAJAJA What is Bofa you say" He smirks and says "Since you defeated me I'll tell you, Head to the mansion next door and you will see, Hope you own a Gas Mask" I leave the gym and head to the Pc to heal my pokemon up before going to search for this Bofa pokemon. "Yo nurse Joy you know what Bofa is?" I ask as she hands me my Pokeballs. Her mood instanlty changes and she looks shook as hell. "Ummmmm i have no idea Tor, I've heard other trainers speak of Bofa but I've never seen or healed one" I grab my bookbag and thank Nurse Joy for healing my pokes and head to the door. As i open it i get a FaceTime call from Bill and he asks me if i want to go to some islands with him. I tell him no andd that i have to search for Bofa.His whole demeanor changes and then he hangs the phone up. "???? WTF is this Bofa and why is everyone so shook when i bring it up" I ask myself. Walking into the mansion again gave me a nostalgic feeling since i havent been here since i stumbled upon a Shiny Growlithe. I glance to the right and see a kid in glasses chasing a Golden Blur. He throws a Luxury Ball at the blur and the ball rocks. One time, Two times, Three times, The pokemon was caught!!. He groans and walks towards the door and i congradulate him on catching what i assume to be a shiny ratatta. He glares at me and scoffs and wipes a tear from his eyes and groans saying "WHYYYYYYYY this is number 13". Slamming the door as he leaves I return to my search for the legend. I see a flight of stairs and a hallway and i choose to take the hallways first. After checking a couple rooms and see nothing but statues so i decide to investigate the statues and find buttons on each one. I press the buttons thinking "Wynaut" . Immediatly after i press the button the lights cut off and i hear something moving in the shadows. I begin to faintly hear what appears to be the sound of a pokemon " "Bo---" i hear behind me , i jerk around then hear "Faaaaaaaaaaa" behind me. I couldnt tell if i was going crazy or not. Reaching for my Pokeballs i choose my trusty Smeargle. "Smeargle use Flash" I yell. The room begins to lighten up and i see the scary truth of what Bofa really is. My mind begins to race , trying to determine what i was actually looking at. The pokemon had One big head and another smaller head attached to it, but thats not even the weirdest part... The second it appeared i began to smell the strongest smell I'd ever smelled in my life. Face to Face with the legend i was slightly starstruck. It was just sitting there floating , and boy was it ugly as fuck. But then i began to think "What was it Blaine said?" Then it came to me!! This pokemon must have the ability Levitate, which is perfect to use against the final gym leader. Now that the mystery ws solved i began to weaken the pokemon to prepare myself to catch it. "Smeargle use spore" i yell. Smeagle sprinkes some powder over the poke and it instantly falls asleep. The time is now! I reach in my bag for an Ultra Ball and throw it at the pokemon. One tick, Two ticks, it begins to rock and i bite my lip, Three ticks!! Excitement begins to run through my head as i can basically see my 8th badge in my case already. I pick up the ultra balll and check my Dex to see what this thing is. "Bofa the Deez pokemon, thats it" the dex says. I try it again thinking the shit broke or something but it says the same thing... Fast forward three days and I finally defeat Giovanni and recieve the Earth badge. As im walking out he asks me what was that pokemon that single handidly defeated him. I look him in the windows of his soul and whisper "Bofa" in his ear. "WHAT IS BOFAAAAAAAAAAA" Giovanni yells I turn around at the door and say in my calmest voice "deez nuts uguuuuuuuuuuuuu" and slam the door shut THE END
    8 points
  12. Tranzmaster

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    relevant meme:
    7 points
  13. gbwead

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Bias af. Torrrr!!
    6 points
  14. Predakiller

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Me vs @Kanzo after believer vs glumac
    6 points
  15. Fanbase keeps growing, funny part is him thinking I actually win stuff jajajaja
    6 points
  16. Moetal

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    https://lh4.ggpht.com/YhDiM_lMfpJp7ZzFWW2MvrojQ16tYD34gFOOlU9tlVo8_pNLtBwUV9qHE5Fhsm-d=h900 ?
    5 points
  17. Munya

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Does it matter? Erayne wins, no need to have the match.
    5 points
  18. Mike

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    >winning 1 time vs a player means your automatically better than that player Gaz pls you know I love you but lel it just sounds dumb af
    5 points
  19. ErrorGlumac

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Me and belieberboy today around 9 pm gmt
    5 points
  20. Here's my entry titled: The day I met my trainer "Why don't trainers pick me?" I thought, watching my brother walk away with his new trainer "Don't worry little one, someone will pick you." My mother reassured, nudging me closer to her with one of her nine beautiful tails "Are you sure mother? They all complain that i'm too small to be of any use to them." I sniffled, mother bent down a little and licked my curly fur "I'm sure just you watch, someone will come through the door and pick you." she reassured, her voice a sweet whisper in my ear as I closed my eyes. That night I had dream about being just like mother, nine long and beautiful tails, and shining cream colored fur but more importantly I saw my trainer, she was a nice young lady with brown hair, a cat ear headband, and the sweetest smile ever. "Hi i'm looking for a vulpix." I heard, mother nudged me as our breeder walked over with my father at his side and a trainer who looked like the one I had seen in my dream the night before "She should be here somewhere." The breeder said, moving mother's tail out of his way "ah there she is, the last one of my prized litter of growlithe and vulpix's." he continued, picking me up, I squeaked at the sudden movement "aw she's so cute!" the girl exclaimed, taking me from the breeder "how much for her?" she asked, turning her attention away from me "She's the runt so let's see 200k seems fair since her bigger brothers and sisters went for double that and they were double her size." the breeder answered "I'll take her!" the trainer said, putting me down and digging in her bag where she pulled out a stack of money "that should cover it." she said as I watched her hand the money over "thank you, enjoy the vulpix!" the breeder said as again the girl picked me up "I will!" she exclaimed, I licked her face in excitement "a trainer finally picked me!" I squealed with delight "I told you that your trainer would come." I heard mother say before the door to the breeder's house closed. ign: Brooklynmr
    5 points
  21. 5 points
  22. Torinnnnn

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    At least I pay my bets tho
    4 points
  23. Tranzmaster

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    GOTTEM @gbwead KARMA AMIRITE lf salty suite ftfy
    4 points
  24. Suneet

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    the AURA thread has about 100x more shittalk than PSL will have all season
    4 points
  25. RysPicz

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    XPLOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    4 points
  26. DoubleJ

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    DoubleJ vs Lkrenz in 10 mins
    4 points
  27. DoubleJ

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Myself vs @LKrenz in 1 hour (12:15 PST)
    4 points
  28. 4 points
  29. Erayne

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Erayne vs fipp Saturday 6-7pm gmt
    4 points
  30. gbwead

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Trai-tor tor @Torinnnnn
    4 points
  31. Tranzmaster

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    What if somebody is 3-0 vs someone (only a few will get this) XD
    4 points
  32. xStarr

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    But he won twice. Daryl is a god
    4 points
  33. RysPicz

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Roses are blue Torin is black This makes no sense Tranz is bad
    4 points
  34. Creative Writing is not my best art, so I won't be taking my submission too seriously either (I am sure there are plenty of talented writers that would put me to shame)... The Life Story of a Voltorb: I was rolling along in the Power Plant saying hello to Pikachu and Magnemite. I was a very euphoric ball until a trainer saw me! It was a scary moment for me because almost no trainers would go out of their way to come here. I put on my warrior face and I tried to SonicBoom with no avail. I realised that I was not dying even at one HP and I found out that the pokemon I was fighting was a Smergle using False Swipe on me, so I came to the conclusion that this trainer was trying to catch me. Unfortunately, I am level twenty two so I could not self-destruct out of this battle. I was running out of moves and my options were getting tighter by each turn. I fought off thirty poke balls, ten great balls, and one ultra ball. As the battle progressed, I was weaker than I was previously. Eventually, I gave up everything in my life that I knew and I let this new trainer capture me. A new life was ahead, but I will miss my friends at the Power Plant. IGN: Bestfriends
    4 points
  35. Havsha

    [RISÉ] The Uprising

    Oml thats almost as good as when Night went 6/20 in find a friend event
    3 points
  36. Kanzo

    WC Betting thread

    Gluumac paid <3 700k win this week so ezz.
    3 points
  37. XPLOZ

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    I won http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen4ou-527676874
    3 points
  38. http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7uu-527631795 ran into the #1 guy on the ladder not #1 anymore :( 17-0 stall life
    3 points
  39. Free Agent Signing: @yggdrasil has been signed for the player minimum of 1k by @LionKIng This player will be activated for use during week three @Munya thank you, you may close this thread. EDIT: @0Yggdrasil0 you have been notified.
    3 points
  40. Torinnnnn

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    go big or go home
    3 points
  41. Torinnnnn

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Weed is love
    3 points
  42. RysPicz

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    hue What if Daryl, Eric and Dede got official wins and you don't (everyone will get that) Dw Tranz doe, there is still Riga. xd
    3 points
  43. LifeStyle

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    ikr even Daryl has one of those xdddd
    3 points
  44. Munya

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    Eric won a tournament, PSL over worlds ending soon.
    3 points
  45. http://challonge.com/TOEevent1 congrat to Guerinf for wining the event (NO DIDI SHITI IS Guerinf ) ,, and to eloyriptor for second place we had some prob at bracket and some people dident joinet :P but im sure next one will be okey bc i have experience now kek
    3 points
  46. 2 points
  47. RysPicz

    [PSL 7] Week Two

    wat @Tranzmaster Eric has a tournament win now. And you don't XDDDDDDD
    2 points
  48. @Coge Let me know what you think bro!
    2 points
  49. @DoctorPBC Let me know what you think bro If your name is on the to-do list, I will probably finish the rest tomorrow
    2 points
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